the first 20 things i will buy when i get rich

molls:

1. Haircut
2. Manicure
3. Macadamia nuts
4. Tempur-Pedic bed
5. A shar-pei
6. An apartment for Sara and I in a safer neighborhood
7. Egyptian cotton sheets
8. Fancy coffee maker
9. A beagle
10. A week in every major US city I’ve ever wanted to visit
11. Premium cable
12. New pillows
13. The same Vans I already have but…

And my list (assuming rich is in the $100 million dollar range):

1. A conservative investment portfolio.
2. A Playboy Mansion style home in downtown Toronto, complete with zoo license and guest rooms for friends.
3. Retirement for my parents.
4. SXSW tickets/flight/accommodation.
5. A massive Disney World trip for friends and coworkers.
6. One of those cruise around the world packages (for later, since I’m not quitting my job)
7. iPad2
8. Driving lessons and a car.
9. Technology-buying trip to Japan
10. Magazine subscriptions up the yinyang
11. Every book that interests me (including the gorgeous Proust one from Assouline)
12. I can’t think of anything else. I’d help out some charities, and use the rest as capital to live off the interest.